Doty the Fox

Here I shall make a list of all of the reasons why I should be "Doty the Fox" and not "Doty Bear"

1. Look at me
2. I'm not big enough to be a bear
3. I can't cuddle, no one has ever cuddled with me
4. I'm sly like a fox
5. I hate the cold, bears are always up in the mountains with the cold
6. I could never sleep as long as bears do.
7. Foxes are carnivores, I am a carnivore
8. Bears play in the river and eat fish, I can't stand the smell of fish
9. Are you calling me fat?
10. The Modern English "fox" is derived from Old English fox. The Old English word itself comes from the Proto-Germanic word fukh – compare German Fuchs, Gothic fauho, Old Norse foa and Dutch vos. It corresponds to the Proto-Indo-European word puk- meaning "tail" (compare Sanskrit puccha, also "tail"). The bushy tail is also the source of the word for fox in Welsh: llwynog, from llwyn, "bush, grove" therefore often assumed that it means 'fox', although this meaning was known to be the compiler of the Peniarth Glosses Lithuanian: uodegis, from uodega, "tail", and Portuguese: raposa, from rabo, "tail"

so there!


Now you got me wasting time as well